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2007-03-24T10:38:00.000-07:00

Woah. So rare i come and blog, but also nothing to blog about. Mainly trival things like work, fun, games, annoying things, annoying people, irritating aunties, and.. oh **** i forget plug in ipod. Damn my wireless is acting up again. As for today, my entry will revolve about a topic. A topic which comes to me first thing on my mind. The topic is...... (Damn my laptop keyboard is hard to use >.>) People.

I am sure that anyone that is reading this entry have interacted with people, and if you didn't, you are one serious freak. Well, since people is sure a wide topic, why dun we narrow it down. The first thing that comes to my mind is how people think of each other when they interacted. For example, when they first met, when they go out as a group, when they eat together, anythings that involves interacting. Have you ever thought of this before? I bet you did. But even if you did, i dun think that you have given any serious thought about this. I did, and i hate my internet connection. Its down right now as i am typing this entry so i'll have to delay my discussion to later date and try to fix it right now.

2007-03-15T22:29:00.000-07:00

WaHahAhahahaA!!! I now got a LAPTOP~~ Yes i am bragging. WahaHahaHAha. But now still must buy wireless router. Sian.. zZ.. Been working at rockery and i can only comment that it is very relaxing. Alot less stress than oOtp.

"Come try the Rockery's rockmelon which is as cool as a rock and since its rockery's rockmeleon it rock."

Ya i know that is lame. Hais...

2007-03-06T09:27:00.000-08:00

Today was my last day.. or shall i say yesterday o.O

Anyways, i done with working as a waiter and done working in a hotel. BUT, i am not done working in the F&B line. Will continue to work but shall work at rockery~. Why? Its alot less intense than Out of the Pan and having to face less co-workers reduces the stress on worker to worker relationship. That was really too much conflict at Ootp >.>

About whether i will miss working at ootp, i guess this question is really out of the point (hey, this spells ootp as well!) Of course i will miss working there. And i am not lying. Sometimes, being very busy and working very very hard all by yourself gives you a huge sense of satisfaction when the job is done. But of course having this repeat everyday will eventually cause you to breakdown. Apparently, this was what happened to me. Long hours during busy periods was not i wished for, thus i handed in my resignation. However, i am still free to work there, if i want to, that is.

The experience gained from ootp is humongous. It really shows me the ugly side of human nature working there. >.> The people i will miss are Amose, Sam... Well, thats about all. o.O
ANYWAYS, enough with the dull topic, let me conclude this chapter of "The evil schemes of the Waiter" with some explosive examples!

Case 1; The Out of the Pan Pen

I have 5 pens with me today, 1 blue, 2 black, and 2 with no inks.
Let me address myself as Qinky in the following series.

Qinky walks to the customer, handing him a pen to sign the credit card check. Customer took the pen and signed, only to realized that the pen was displaying INVISIBLE INK!!! (At this point you readers should shout "OMFG!!!") Seeing this, qinky immediately hands the customer another pen, grinning slightly. Customer took the pen, without knowing the evil schemes that qinky has prepared for him. Customer signs the check again, only to find it, again with no ink. At this point, the customer was slightly annoyed and qinky was trying hard to hard to suppress his laughters. The bystander witnessing the event, pitied the customer and lent him a pen. And that was how the kind bystander saved the customer from the evil clutches of qinky and direct qinky's wrath and anger upon himself.

To be continued...

2007-02-13T23:25:00.000-08:00

Since there are people complaining that my blog is rotting, and people who no idea how to pronounce crepe, i shall blog. Firstly, 'crepe' has different pronounciation. i personally pronounce it as, "cru-ape". Sounds weird? Repeat it 10 times quickly and you will get it.

*Signs* The memory in my iPod is always decreasing and not increasing. So recently i have started "iPOD!". What is iPOD!? It stands for "iPod Purging Operation Delta!" Codenamed iPOD! This operation consist of purging and deleting the songs that makes my ears bleed whenever i hear it. Examples? Gay high pitch act cute annoying girly girlish anime insert songs that left me wondering when that stupid song would end.

Anyways, I have learn alot after being a waiter for a month+.

Disclaimers: All the things listed are meant to be jokes and not to be treated seriously or personally. If you find yourself getting angry over this, I have no choice but call you either a person who doesn't read the disclaimers, or an immature person.

1. Customer is always stupid in a way or another.
Example: "I wish to have ice tea, BUT, add only 2 ice cube in it."
"Is there free refills for your iced tea or coffee?"

2. Its always fun to see customer make a fool of themselves.
Example: Me "Do you wish to have a sit by the fountain?"
Him "How about a seat in the fountain?" *jokes with friends*
Me "Sure. Please wait for a minute while I carry the table to the fountain."
Him "Err.. I think I'll just take a seat here..."
Me "But sir you requested to seat in the fountain! I can certainly make that arrangement for you if wish."
Him "Err.. No thanks..." *Turned bright red*

3. Never anger a waiter. You will regret it.
Example: Food served after a long long time, and only to have it cold.
Drinks may have weird "things" floating around.
Ice water would be filled up to the brime so when you drink it, theres a high chance of spilling.
"Accident" occurs oftenly near your table.
Additional "hidden" charges.

2007-01-26T05:46:00.000-08:00

ZZ. I am here because the anime is taking 10 minutes to download. =[

Today, someone from "Australia", or so he claims called my house. My mum picked up the phone and passed it to me as she had no idea what he is talking about.

Him:"Hello! I am call from a company from Australia. So how are you today?"

Me:"Err.. Good?"

Him:"Good good. I am calling to tell you that your number is chosen by our company and you are entitled to get freebies from us!"

Me:".... Ya?" *if he is really calling from Australia.. Wouldn't my telephone bill be charged overseas call as well?*

Him:"So we are are company giving away health products! Babble babble babble"

*Even if it is true.. The phone bill expensive lah..*

Me:"Hello hello? What? I can't hear you. SzzzzzT Szzzzt" *click*

So i hanged the phone on him. Stupid phone marketing. -_-

So i continued watching my anime and someone called my handphone.

Him:"Waedgreh?" <= Babbling in a language i dunno.

Me:"Hello?"

Him:"Waehrehf?"

Me:"What?"

Him:"WANGTJKHR!!!"

Me:"Wrong number you fucking idiot." *click*

So that concludes my telephone adventures for today. I doubt that there will be more anyway. >.>

2007-01-24T16:03:00.000-08:00

Well done, well done!~ I should give a big pat on my shoulders. Recently only work work work and no time to use computer. Now finally got a 2 day off~~ I'm so happy >.<

Why did i pat myself on the back? Because i just finish 20 episodes of anime in 8 hrs! Call me an otaku. Still contining until later going to nyp. That means no sleep for today but who cares, i got tomorrow off as well~

With my anime at 20%, and having 15 minutes more to go, i shall blog more. I have finally gotten use to my job and my sudden urge of resigning is starting to cease. Although i still get those kind of "Sian.. Today got work. Don't feel like going..." mood, its either due to the fact that i start work at 12pm so i must wake up early, or that i start work at 5 meaning i must stop using the com. Other than that, its basically due to the fact that my travels free doubled or even tripled due to the fact that it isn't student fare anymore.

45% now.. And 10 more minutes to go. Mayne the reason why it is going so slow is because of the stupid virus scan. I feel that recently all i did on the com was watching anime. I no longer had time to play games since there isn't anymore time for me to concentrate on it. Anime is the only thing i can do since it can be watched anytime although i do get the urge of finishing the anime before doing something else which eventually lead to the 20 episode marathon >.>

78% now and episode 10 and 11 of Zero no Tsukaima is finished. All that needs to be done is the last 2 episode which will take 24hrs++ to finish downloading. I can pretty much figure that among all my friends, i probably watched the most anime series.. I started watching since i was.. Primary 4? And mind you its anime and not cartoon like pokemon and digimon -_-. Well, my Ghost Hunt episode 1 has finishing downloading so that ends my blogging spree and continues my marathon~~

2007-01-10T22:00:00.000-08:00

Recently keep working and working and working.. The usual saying is : No work no money got freedom, Got work got money no freedom. =/

zZ. Lets list some funny things that happened at my work place.

Yesterday, my colleague ask me to give the bill to the customer at table 4. I agreed and took the bill from him. As i walk towards the customer, he warn me not to approach from behind, just incase he touches my hand. So i though, a gay?

So i made one big round and approach the customer. Place the bill and look at her. At this point, i nearly burst out laughing. SHE WAS A HE?! He was wearing a dress and have a nosering. Long hair and a jacket. Furthermore, he is an ANGMOH. I never see before angmoh transexual. Summore he so big size one. If anyone have seen him, he will burst out laughing but due to my "professionalism", i didn't. I only did after i was at the counter.

The next thing i am going to mention needs a little clarification. I work at a restaurant which sells crepes. Go check the pronounciation if you must. So when i was taking order, the following conversation took placed.

Me: Hi mdm, may i take your order?

Her: Do you sell crap(crepe)?

Me: Yes we sell crap. >=D

Her: Oh ok. *Flips menu* Is this crap?

Me: Yes this is crap. Well you like to order this crap?

Her: Err. No. I'll take this instead.

Me: Oh, will you like to have the fish masala crap?

Her: Yes, the crap.

2007-01-05T07:59:00.000-08:00

I will NEVER eat steamboat with Ha Sheng again. >.>
Firstly, he toss ingredients into the boiling hot water and scattering the droplets of burning soup everywhere, causing mass damages to the people eating with him.

Secondly, he keep stirring the soup again and again, and drink the soup even before the ingredients was cook which is in fact not wise to do so as the soup hasn't even boiled and he is unaware of the effects of eating uncooked food.
Next, he complain of stomachache. -_-

And finally, he put the cooked prawns on the plates that once contain raw food and then when we reminded him, he stash the prawn into the group of prawn shells. When we found out, he grumbled and threw the prawns into chilli sauce. We complained again and asked him to eat it as we search the pot for any remaining prawn. As there was none, we settle to eat the remaining prawns that were scooped up. The weird thing is before long, Han Sheng was seen "washing" a prawn in the pot. We were puzzled and slowly realized that he washed the chilli covered, cross contaminated prawn in the soup. We "wtf-ed" and he took the prawn out, split it into 2, and claim that he had eaten it. We refused to continue eating and left.

And now, all of us swear not to eat steamboat with Han Sheng again.

2007-01-02T00:47:00.000-08:00

I just realized that i didn't list any new year resolutions. Hmm.. I never and i mean NEVER had any new year resolutions. So.. I guess i'll try my best to make one this year.

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i'll be contented with a good life. =)

2006-12-30T22:51:00.000-08:00

Today is the last day of 2006. School starting very soon =/. Sian. Eh, wait. I have no school!
WAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHA
WAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHA
WAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHA

XD~~~~~~~~

Sad for people in Primary school, Secondary school, JC, Pre-U, ITE.
Sad for me.
I missed school.
Actually i DON'T.
AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHA

Seriously, people say that they miss school. Miss the old times. But i dun thik i will ever miss school. NEVER EVER. AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHA

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2006 end le still no have job =/
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2006-12-24T11:14:00.000-08:00

Just came back from celebrating christmas celebration and to be honest, I didn't really enjoyed it.
Went to breeks for dinner which cost S$25.20 every person including GST and service charge. Ouch.
Was there with Song Hao, Han Sheng, Jun Rei, Ji Yong, Lionel and Rui Jie.

Song Hao took a picture of me. This is what i really look like.

xD

Went to Orchard for christmas countdown and the flock and sea of people are squeezing along the stupid road and most of them was armed with foam spray. "Oooooo. Foam spray? That is so FUN!" My ass. -_-

If i have a christmas wish, i wish that the person who invented the foam spray would die by suffocating himself with the foam. -_-

Somemore one %#&#*@% guy sprayed foam right at my face. Close range. He was gone before i could swear. Damn.

I never liked christmas, i never celebrated christmas, I will no longer celebrate christmas. Christmas is evil.

Does anyone knows what a candy striper is? Well, it is the deadliest thing i have every seen.

Look.

So sharp

Like the sting of the bee

Its a weapon.

And to end this entry, I shall put up a picture.

"Hi, my name is pool-ball-guy and you can find me at k-pool!"

EDIT: This is what my blog looks like. I have no idea why some of you cannot view it.

EDIT EDIT: I just realized that since you people cannot see my post, you cannot see the picture and therefore will not know how my blog looks like -_-

2006-12-18T20:25:00.000-08:00

If you have no job.. All you can do is to be online. =/
Heres a poem for everyone. Not written by me but its nice.
Be sure to read it to the end. Its a joke as well. ;)

The Perfect Man

The perfect man is gentle,
And never cruel or mean.
He has a perfect smile,
And is always neat and clean.
I find that...
The Perfect Man likes children,
And will raise them by your side.
He will be a caring father,
And good husband to his bride.
The distance between you and me..
The Perfect Man loves cooking,
He will clean and vacuum too.
He'll do what's in his power
To show his deep-felt love for you.
Is getting bigger and bigger....
The Perfect Man is sweet,
Writing poems with your name;
He's a best friend to your mother,
And will kiss away your pain.
Are you avoiding me?
He never has made you cry
Or caused you hurt in any way.
To hell with this endless poem and rhyme,
The Perfect Man is gay.

Enjoyed it? No? Yes? I dun care. >.>

2006-12-17T09:12:00.000-08:00

Tried baking

No i'm just joking.
I created this.

I can't help it. It is the daily process of life. Its faeces, byproduct of assimilation, waste of human being, shit, dung, sai. NOOOOOOO. Its my dough!!!

Let me start again. Tried baking cookie. Failed. Terribly. Though it is still eatable.
This is a butterfly/flower/whatever-you-think-it-is

It was white before entering the oven. WHITE.

And here is my different designs of.. Leftovers -_-

GO MY COOKIE ARMY! ATTACK!!!11one1!!1oneiii!!

CHARGE!1oneone1iii11!!1

Please do not be alarm if there is cookies at your doorstep. I have sent them to invade your home. Good luck =)

2006-12-15T19:42:00.000-08:00

...... Now raffles hotel called. Why must people take so long to process something and be so wishy washy. Do things so slowly. Need people then faster hire lah. So slow. YES I AM REFERING TO RAFFLES AND TENCHI. zZzzzzZzz.

Finally able to connect my phone with my com. fuck moblie hut -_-

Anyways, here are some pictures.

... Eh stupid photo bucket. Load so slow. Still loading -_-

Is Photo bucket down? =/ Once in the while got picture then si photobucket dun want load.

Die. Upload so long one. zZ.

FINALLY!

Firstly, pic of ppl eating.

Then,

Same person? No. Person eating no. 2 is...

And finally, a picture i drew while studying for o levels. This is due to boredom of studying.. Studying sux

2006-12-12T20:01:00.000-08:00

#$%!!#^$!&!%&!!$!&%*#@^*@$%

Tenchi a.k.a Xin Tian Di just called me for an interview today -_-. And i filled in the application form in November?! zZ. So long then called. Might as well dun call.. Make me say **** early in the morning. Summore interrupt my sleep.

Later going to city hall give passport photo and photocopied IC to my going-to-be working place. Out of the pan and into the open fire. zZ. Sian ar... Why they must call today... -_-

2006-12-10T20:27:00.000-08:00

I am now currently blogging in Simei raiders thanks to Eric. XD. Thanks to him, i get to experience working in raiders for a day!!. Think most of you wouldn't know where Simei is in the the first place. It is the stop beside tampines. Stayed at Perry's house yesterday so getting here is alot easier than going from Amk since i have to reach here at around 10am. With $5/hr, the working enviroment here is freaking good. Heck, i can even blog! XD. Sad things is there is no online game but who cares when u can use the com, msn, and internet while working. Haha. May post another entry later due to boredom but... Wheee~~~ I'm working in raiders~

2006-12-08T10:43:00.000-08:00

Second post of the day -.- Waiting to download finish my RO setup XD. Going to replay RO again. Best game i have ever played. Lots of thanks to Eric and Benjamin =).

45 minutes more to go~ Ben so pro. Upload to his server. Speed going at 400++kb/s. Need only less than 1 hour to download 1000+MB worth of data. 20% le. Complete liao go sleep le. Wheee~~~

2006-12-08T08:59:00.000-08:00

So I sit in this room, typing my life away. Why am I blogging in the first place? I have nothing much to blog. I blog because i have absolutely nothing to do =). Other than sending songs to Lionel of course >.>

Today was just putting super glue on my computer seat and gluing my butt there for the rest of the day. Song Hao came to my house in the morning saying that he got nowhere to go. Apparently, after he arrive for 10 minutes, he got somewhere to go. so my day was just lazing around staring at the screen and daydreaming.

Here i end my post, though i have a little exercise for your fingers. Highlight the spaces below to reveal a secret message!

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Congratulations, I have just wasted 1 second of your whole life. =) Many thanks to Yi Jun and Lionel for helping me spell 'congratulation'.

Anyways, if you do see blank spaces below or in-between or anywhere in the post, feel free to highlight it to reveal a message =). (Hint: The post below has one blank similar to the description. Weird huh =P)

2006-12-07T09:55:00.000-08:00

Had steamboat with jon zee, hong yi and song hao today. Or was it yesterday o_O. Steamboat was delicious and definitely filling since its eat till you drop XD. Had a little chat with them afterwards. Too bad i can't find the stupid usb cable for my phone. Else there will be picture today. Furthermore i had to go all the way to sim lim square to get one -.- Wonderful..

All of them had to leave for home at around 11.20. Dropped my earphone on my way to the mrt station. Heng got one kind uncle pick up then give me back. Lost then i can go commit suicide liao -.- Didn't fell like going home so loitered at central till its 12. Started walking home and the entire journey took 1 hour. A good night for a walk isn't it =).

Except dog house wall hint towai. Who but you kiyi ten yoma njo.

I praise you for finding this secret message but can you solve it? Its an anagram =P

2006-12-06T05:58:00.000-08:00

Wow. I got a new phone. Ask my father go and buy Z610i or at least a Z580i. He go, don't have the plan, jiu go and sign a new plan, bringing back a nokia 6020.. But nvm lah. Buy le jiu buy le. Got what choice. After all, its free.

But, the thing i hate about this phone is... There is no bluetooth. And god knows whether it can be plug to the com or not -.- Furthermore, the camera is like, 0.5 mega pixel? Fantastic! -.-

2006-12-05T22:24:00.000-08:00

New blog. Shit. I'm late. Bye bye =)