Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Since there are people complaining that my blog is rotting, and people who no idea how to pronounce crepe, i shall blog. Firstly, 'crepe' has different pronounciation. i personally pronounce it as, "cru-ape". Sounds weird? Repeat it 10 times quickly and you will get it.
*Signs* The memory in my iPod is always decreasing and not increasing. So recently i have started "iPOD!". What is iPOD!? It stands for "iPod Purging Operation Delta!" Codenamed iPOD! This operation consist of purging and deleting the songs that makes my ears bleed whenever i hear it. Examples? Gay high pitch act cute annoying girly girlish anime insert songs that left me wondering when that stupid song would end.
Anyways, I have learn alot after being a waiter for a month+.
Disclaimers: All the things listed are meant to be jokes and not to be treated seriously or personally. If you find yourself getting angry over this, I have no choice but call you either a person who doesn't read the disclaimers, or an immature person.
1. Customer is always stupid in a way or another.
Example: "I wish to have ice tea, BUT, add only 2 ice cube in it."
"Is there free refills for your iced tea or coffee?"
2. Its always fun to see customer make a fool of themselves.
Example: Me "Do you wish to have a sit by the fountain?"
Him "How about a seat in the fountain?" *jokes with friends*
Me "Sure. Please wait for a minute while I carry the table to the fountain."
Him "Err.. I think I'll just take a seat here..."
Me "But sir you requested to seat in the fountain! I can certainly make that arrangement for you if wish."
Him "Err.. No thanks..." *Turned bright red*
3. Never anger a waiter. You will regret it.
Example: Food served after a long long time, and only to have it cold.
Drinks may have weird "things" floating around.
Ice water would be filled up to the brime so when you drink it, theres a high chance of spilling.
"Accident" occurs oftenly near your table.
Additional "hidden" charges.
