Saturday, March 24, 2007
Woah. So rare i come and blog, but also nothing to blog about. Mainly trival things like work, fun, games, annoying things, annoying people, irritating aunties, and.. oh **** i forget plug in ipod. Damn my wireless is acting up again. As for today, my entry will revolve about a topic. A topic which comes to me first thing on my mind. The topic is...... (Damn my laptop keyboard is hard to use >.>) People.
I am sure that anyone that is reading this entry have interacted with people, and if you didn't, you are one serious freak. Well, since people is sure a wide topic, why dun we narrow it down. The first thing that comes to my mind is how people think of each other when they interacted. For example, when they first met, when they go out as a group, when they eat together, anythings that involves interacting. Have you ever thought of this before? I bet you did. But even if you did, i dun think that you have given any serious thought about this. I did, and i hate my internet connection. Its down right now as i am typing this entry so i'll have to delay my discussion to later date and try to fix it right now.
Thursday, March 15, 2007
WaHahAhahahaA!!! I now got a LAPTOP~~ Yes i am bragging. WahaHahaHAha. But now still must buy wireless router. Sian.. zZ.. Been working at rockery and i can only comment that it is very relaxing. Alot less stress than oOtp.
"Come try the Rockery's rockmelon which is as cool as a rock and since its rockery's rockmeleon it rock."
Ya i know that is lame. Hais...
Tuesday, March 06, 2007
Today was my last day.. or shall i say yesterday o.O
Anyways, i done with working as a waiter and done working in a hotel. BUT, i am not done working in the F&B line. Will continue to work but shall work at rockery~. Why? Its alot less intense than Out of the Pan and having to face less co-workers reduces the stress on worker to worker relationship. That was really too much conflict at Ootp >.>
About whether i will miss working at ootp, i guess this question is really out of the point (hey, this spells ootp as well!) Of course i will miss working there. And i am not lying. Sometimes, being very busy and working very very hard all by yourself gives you a huge sense of satisfaction when the job is done. But of course having this repeat everyday will eventually cause you to breakdown. Apparently, this was what happened to me. Long hours during busy periods was not i wished for, thus i handed in my resignation. However, i am still free to work there, if i want to, that is.
The experience gained from ootp is humongous. It really shows me the ugly side of human nature working there. >.> The people i will miss are Amose, Sam... Well, thats about all. o.O
ANYWAYS, enough with the dull topic, let me conclude this chapter of "The evil schemes of the Waiter" with some explosive examples!
Case 1; The Out of the Pan Pen
I have 5 pens with me today, 1 blue, 2 black, and 2 with no inks.
Let me address myself as Qinky in the following series.
Qinky walks to the customer, handing him a pen to sign the credit card check. Customer took the pen and signed, only to realized that the pen was displaying INVISIBLE INK!!! (At this point you readers should shout "OMFG!!!") Seeing this, qinky immediately hands the customer another pen, grinning slightly. Customer took the pen, without knowing the evil schemes that qinky has prepared for him. Customer signs the check again, only to find it, again with no ink. At this point, the customer was slightly annoyed and qinky was trying hard to hard to suppress his laughters. The bystander witnessing the event, pitied the customer and lent him a pen. And that was how the kind bystander saved the customer from the evil clutches of qinky and direct qinky's wrath and anger upon himself.
To be continued...
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Since there are people complaining that my blog is rotting, and people who no idea how to pronounce crepe, i shall blog. Firstly, 'crepe' has different pronounciation. i personally pronounce it as, "cru-ape". Sounds weird? Repeat it 10 times quickly and you will get it.
*Signs* The memory in my iPod is always decreasing and not increasing. So recently i have started "iPOD!". What is iPOD!? It stands for "iPod Purging Operation Delta!" Codenamed iPOD! This operation consist of purging and deleting the songs that makes my ears bleed whenever i hear it. Examples? Gay high pitch act cute annoying girly girlish anime insert songs that left me wondering when that stupid song would end.
Anyways, I have learn alot after being a waiter for a month+.
Disclaimers: All the things listed are meant to be jokes and not to be treated seriously or personally. If you find yourself getting angry over this, I have no choice but call you either a person who doesn't read the disclaimers, or an immature person.
1. Customer is always stupid in a way or another.
Example: "I wish to have ice tea, BUT, add only 2 ice cube in it."
"Is there free refills for your iced tea or coffee?"
2. Its always fun to see customer make a fool of themselves.
Example: Me "Do you wish to have a sit by the fountain?"
Him "How about a seat in the fountain?" *jokes with friends*
Me "Sure. Please wait for a minute while I carry the table to the fountain."
Him "Err.. I think I'll just take a seat here..."
Me "But sir you requested to seat in the fountain! I can certainly make that arrangement for you if wish."
Him "Err.. No thanks..." *Turned bright red*
3. Never anger a waiter. You will regret it.
Example: Food served after a long long time, and only to have it cold.
Drinks may have weird "things" floating around.
Ice water would be filled up to the brime so when you drink it, theres a high chance of spilling.
"Accident" occurs oftenly near your table.
Additional "hidden" charges.
Friday, January 26, 2007
ZZ. I am here because the anime is taking 10 minutes to download. =[
Today, someone from "Australia", or so he claims called my house. My mum picked up the phone and passed it to me as she had no idea what he is talking about.
Him:"Hello! I am call from a company from Australia. So how are you today?"
Me:"Err.. Good?"
Him:"Good good. I am calling to tell you that your number is chosen by our company and you are entitled to get freebies from us!"
Me:".... Ya?" *if he is really calling from Australia.. Wouldn't my telephone bill be charged overseas call as well?*
Him:"So we are are company giving away health products! Babble babble babble"
*Even if it is true.. The phone bill expensive lah..*
Me:"Hello hello? What? I can't hear you. SzzzzzT Szzzzt" *click*
So i hanged the phone on him. Stupid phone marketing. -_-
So i continued watching my anime and someone called my handphone.
Him:"Waedgreh?" <= Babbling in a language i dunno.
Me:"Hello?"
Him:"Waehrehf?"
Me:"What?"
Him:"WANGTJKHR!!!"
Me:"Wrong number you fucking idiot." *click*
So that concludes my telephone adventures for today. I doubt that there will be more anyway. >.>
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Well done, well done!~ I should give a big pat on my shoulders. Recently only work work work and no time to use computer. Now finally got a 2 day off~~ I'm so happy >.<
Why did i pat myself on the back? Because i just finish 20 episodes of anime in 8 hrs! Call me an otaku. Still contining until later going to nyp. That means no sleep for today but who cares, i got tomorrow off as well~
With my anime at 20%, and having 15 minutes more to go, i shall blog more. I have finally gotten use to my job and my sudden urge of resigning is starting to cease. Although i still get those kind of "Sian.. Today got work. Don't feel like going..." mood, its either due to the fact that i start work at 12pm so i must wake up early, or that i start work at 5 meaning i must stop using the com. Other than that, its basically due to the fact that my travels free doubled or even tripled due to the fact that it isn't student fare anymore.
45% now.. And 10 more minutes to go. Mayne the reason why it is going so slow is because of the stupid virus scan. I feel that recently all i did on the com was watching anime. I no longer had time to play games since there isn't anymore time for me to concentrate on it. Anime is the only thing i can do since it can be watched anytime although i do get the urge of finishing the anime before doing something else which eventually lead to the 20 episode marathon >.>
78% now and episode 10 and 11 of Zero no Tsukaima is finished. All that needs to be done is the last 2 episode which will take 24hrs++ to finish downloading. I can pretty much figure that among all my friends, i probably watched the most anime series.. I started watching since i was.. Primary 4? And mind you its anime and not cartoon like pokemon and digimon -_-. Well, my Ghost Hunt episode 1 has finishing downloading so that ends my blogging spree and continues my marathon~~
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Recently keep working and working and working.. The usual saying is : No work no money got freedom, Got work got money no freedom. =/
zZ. Lets list some funny things that happened at my work place.
Yesterday, my colleague ask me to give the bill to the customer at table 4. I agreed and took the bill from him. As i walk towards the customer, he warn me not to approach from behind, just incase he touches my hand. So i though, a gay?
So i made one big round and approach the customer. Place the bill and look at her. At this point, i nearly burst out laughing. SHE WAS A HE?! He was wearing a dress and have a nosering. Long hair and a jacket. Furthermore, he is an ANGMOH. I never see before angmoh transexual. Summore he so big size one. If anyone have seen him, he will burst out laughing but due to my "professionalism", i didn't. I only did after i was at the counter.
The next thing i am going to mention needs a little clarification. I work at a restaurant which sells crepes. Go check the pronounciation if you must. So when i was taking order, the following conversation took placed.
Me: Hi mdm, may i take your order?
Her: Do you sell crap(crepe)?
Me: Yes we sell crap. >=D
Her: Oh ok. *Flips menu* Is this crap?
Me: Yes this is crap. Well you like to order this crap?
Her: Err. No. I'll take this instead.
Me: Oh, will you like to have the fish masala crap?
Her: Yes, the crap.
